do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
—Life Is Simple In The Moonlight
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
(Source : , via doctorwoh)
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep